May 2, 2016

The Chuck Norris Archive

“Facts” from Iraq:  The Chuck Norris Archive FACT:  We don’t have a military.  We have Chuck Norris. FACT:  In 2003 Chuck Norris went on holiday to Iraq.  Later the United States invaded the country, blaming Iraq for having a weapon of mass destruction. FACT:  When George Bush said “Mission Accomplished,” he didn’t realize Chuck Norris wasn’t finished yet.   FACT:  Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. FACT:  Sadddam Hussein was not found hiding in a “hole.”  Saddam was roundhouse kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which […]