“Facts” from Iraq: The Chuck Norris Archive FACT: We don’t have a military. We have Chuck Norris. FACT: In 2003 Chuck Norris went on holiday to Iraq. Later the United States invaded the country, blaming Iraq for having a weapon of mass destruction. FACT: When George Bush said “Mission Accomplished,” he didn’t realize Chuck Norris wasn’t finished yet. FACT: Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. FACT: Sadddam Hussein was not found hiding in a “hole.” Saddam was roundhouse kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which […]